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The Norwegian Diet 30 Oct 2007 15:26 #2839

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I saw this and fell off my chair laughing...hope you like it too.

 

A Norwegian was  terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.  
 
'I want you to  eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this  procedure for 2  weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5   pounds. 
 
When the Norwegian  returned, he shocked the Doctor by having lost nearly 25 POUNDS!  'Why, that's  amazing!' the Doctor said, did you follow my instructions?'  
 
The Norwegian nodded  and said...'I'll tell you though, I taut I was gonna drop dead dat 3rd  day.' 
  
From hunger, you  mean?    ''No, yust from all  dat   skippin'!'


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